Oprah's Ominous Outburst

An insider account of Oprah Winfrey and her partner for over two decades Stedman Graham, claims that the relationship has been on shaky ground for a long time now. The reason: jealousy over Barack Obama. Is this a case of "where there's smoke, there's fire"? Or is it simply an old man's paranoia brought about by his failure to launch?

This is definitely food for the tabloid media and gossip mongers. The insider account may also be made up. However, it was mentioned that Oprah is all smiles while on the campaign trail with her "Man for the White House" ( If Obama is elected president, will he be bothered by the name of his residence and change it to a more appropriate color?), at home, its a totally different story. Stedman has been quoted as saying that he was "very jealous of her relationship with Barack Obama". He added that "she was always pushing him away, posing with other powerful men and ignoring him".

Of course she is! She is a woman with power! And rather than be photographed with those "without power", she likes the illusion of being around "Men with power". She has enough of him at home. How about suggesting viagra to generate "power"?

The couple were reported to be seeing a clergyman to counsel them in their relationship. Oprah allegedly protested the statements of Stedman and in an uncanny outburst announced that she no longer loved Stedman.

An ominous outburst indeed! For both Oprah and Obama. Actually, Stedman does not look as virile as Obama, and Oprah's eyes do light up like the Christmas tree at the Rockefeller Center in New York when she's with Barack; but this is all speculation, right? Of course, if Stedman can't "put up" a competitive offer, it may lead Oprah to someone powerful with a "stiff standing capital and pushing ambition".

In the campaign trail, presidential at that, this can really be messy. The couple sought counseling due to this jealousy and Oprah's "less than loving ways".

She probably does "not close her eyes anymore when she kisses him, and there's no tenderness like before in her fingertips. She's trying hard not to show it, but Oprah, Oprah he knows it....You've lost, that loving feeling. Now its gone, gone, gone...ooh, ooh, ooh." (parody of Righteous Brother's song. haaaa, ha, ha ha haaa).

If this is true, then Obama is really the man for change. Look how he has changed Oprah, the most influential endorser of America. Hillary beware... or should I say, "you're next on the sorry list Bill". To the Republicans - we will let your dalliances in comfort rooms and salacious e-mails and relationships with congressional pages look like playtime at the nunnery.

Haaaarrrwwk...Twooooph...Ting!