Monday, January 21, 2008

Overtures of Osama's Offspring


The son of the World's most sought after criminal has spoken with CNN because he wants an end to the violence his father has inspired, violence that has victimized civilians worldwide. Omar bin Laden is a contractor whose own experience in meeting people in the course of doing business is that after learning his name, they run away. Omar, without the beard and excess fat, chillingly resembles his world renowned bomber....err...ahh...father. He spoke English which he learned from his wife, a British national, who must have embraced the Islamic faith.

According to Omar, his message was requested by other Muslims. His message: "Try to find another way to help or find your goal".

The video was fleeting but it seemed he wanted his father to put an end to the methods they have chosen to employ that create bits and pieces of rubble from otherwise structurally sound and magnificently designed edifices, strewn with chunks of human flesh. Their skill in irrigating dry parcels of land with the blood of innocent civilians that has made the world paranoid, to the point of accepting curtailment of civil liberties by so-called democratic governments must be stopped. And the wars that these efforts of his father gave birth to, indecent and unjustified as they are, which has led to the deaths of thousands of young men and cast several thousand more in funny farms must come to a halt. The impending global suffering that will accompany the recession in the US because of these senseless wars, which has already manifested itself in the stock market collapse worldwide, should be averted.

What would he have his father do? Run for King of Saudi Arabia? Or would he prefer his father seek American citizenship then launch his candidacy for President of the United States. He could join the Republicans since his old friend George Bush still holds sway there. He cannot join the Democrats since the prospect of running against Obama in the primaries will confuse the Democrat base. It's up to his father to decide, but he believes that his father's duty is to protect Muslims from attack.

Young Omar wants to initiate a Race for Peace, a multi-month horse race through North Africa in the name of Peace. Great idea. Stop the bombing and just horse around Africa. Nice. Seriously, the question is, who will they get to sponsor this event? Halliburton? Will Condoleezza Rice fire the starting gun? It might send out missiles and rockets throughout the middle east!

This is an attempt to re-brand the name Bin Laden, to link it with Peace. Old man Osama certainly would want that, but not after obliterating the world and its inhabitants to bits, then that will be his idea of Peace!

Haaarrrrwwwwk...Twoooooph...Ting!

2 comments:

Reward Rebel said...

Rebrand the Bin Laden name? Does it need rebranding? There are people, believe it or not, who have vigorously fought for their right to have it as the official nomenclature on their passport!

You barely mention Omar’s 52-year old British wife, Jane Felix-Browne or Zaina Mohamad al Sabah or Paula Joy Hanson, whom he met while she was holidaying in Egypt, and from whom he has since sought a divorce after pressure from the Bin Laden family. She claims they are still very much in love, and that he adores her.

Recently there was a programme on TV ‘showcasing’, as it were, the story of Jane and Omar – and the journalist documenting it had been briefed to present it as a ‘love story’.

Five minutes into the programme, the motives of Mrs Felix-Browne / Mrs Bin Laden / Ms Hanson were transparent, the woman is a manipulative celebrity chaser. The film clip of her ‘commanding’ the Sun (British tabloid press) reporter ‘just write what I tell you to write’ was priceless. I was sure that at any moment he was going to tell her to “shut the fuck up”, but disappointingly it never happened… or at least it didn’t on air!

I suspect you may find this background article interesting and entertaining;-D Osama Ever Bin Had!

durano lawayan a.k.a. brad spit said...

Thanks RewardRebel, and I read the linked post too!

I didn't focus the post on "Mrs bin Laden" because wanted to zero-in on the son and his call for a cessation on the goals of his dad. Admittedly, I had no idea too on the background of Mata Hari, or is it Zsa Zsa Gabor?

If I had known, I would surely have taken a different tact. Thanks for the added info. If this couple reappear on the media radar, I'll certainly publish a post about the both of them. --Durano, done!