Condoleezza's Christmas Carol

(Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Condi's here, we're in trouble

o-ur place, will be rubble
She's armed to the teeth
Ma-king the Mid-East
Halliburton's profit wonderland.

She claims she's, no war monger
global peace, is her offer
it comes with a price
that screws you up thrice
for Halliburton's profit wonderland.

(Refrain)

And her dis-position's very scary
no one dared to use for halloween
but with the likes of George Bush and Dick Cheney
she per-sonifies what they are in between.

She's a true, terminator
we'll be turned, into vapor
she'll be as genteel
when she moves for the kill
for Halliburton's profit wonderland.


Harrrrwk...Twooooph...Ting